Library Week Mugs

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the scribe"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

Gen-Next Library

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Author does not do tricks."

'Bring out yer books!'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Two Generations of Readers

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Myths and legends...

I want a calendar where every day says here and now