Library Prankster Prints

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Bo're'droom

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Court's in recess!'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"