Library Hermit Mugs

Television Readers.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

OM, SWEET OM

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Cable Bill.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Unsocial Networking.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."