Desk Hermit Mugs

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Television Readers.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Connected to Technology.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Office Park

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

"Free why-fi.”

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Unsocial Networking.

Man with Sword in Penholder

"It's the new mobile office."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."