Liberal Lifestyle Enthusiast Pillows

'You two are leaving me no tools for a healthy separation.'

On holiday.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Glyndebourne

REPENT! Get back to nature

Happy Retirement

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Feathered frenzy

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."

Randi Rhodes

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Tele-barketer.'

Friday: Permanent Vacation

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Life, Liberty. And the Pursuit of Retribution.