Liberal Lifestyle Enthusiast Pillows

'You two are leaving me no tools for a healthy separation.'

On holiday.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Glyndebourne

REPENT! Get back to nature

Happy Retirement

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Feathered frenzy

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Randi Rhodes

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Tele-barketer.'

Life, Liberty. And the Pursuit of Retribution.

Friday: Permanent Vacation

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'