Lgbtq+ Friend Gifts

'So the handsome prince left the princess and married the woodchopper, and they all lived happily ever after.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Same Sex Marriages.

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Two doctors holding hands

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Mermaids in love

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Congratulations!

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

God save the Queen.

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"Run for your life! It's the Lesbian Liberation Front!"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

PRIDE!

Love

'...like a nappy in the wind...'

Same Sex Wedding

Dads

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Romance

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Two of everything.

'Heck Hank, I want you to become my life purtner!'

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."