Lgbtq+ Gifts

The Sun Comes Out

"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."

"Oh honey, I'm homo!"

'We have one or two reservations about your application to adopt.'

Pink sheep

'Homo Sapiens'

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"

'My two Dads can whip your Dad.'

"I have two children from a previous sexuality."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"This is Donovan. He's pretty sure he's gay, too."

"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."

'Hormone replacement therapy might help. Have you decided on a gender?'

Gay wedding - 'Groom or groom?'

God save the Queen.

'His imaginary playmate came out of the closet.'

'There is now proof heterosexuals are born that way and can't help it.'

"You're always sure of a big surprise in the woods today"

San Fransiscan Brotherhood

'Ok, ok, see that's what I mean. See that zig-zag pattern? That's why they all think you're gay!'

"I spent many years in the closet."

Elves in bed

"Were we gay?"

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"Should I come out to everyone all at once or one cubicle at a time?"

"Not another movie about straight people in love. I'm sick of extrapolating."

"I thought you were my gay best friend."

St. Patrick's Day: Straight / Gay

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

"Hi, honey, I'm homosexual!"

"Our gender neutral parent who art in heaven..."