Lgbtq+ Gifts

The Sun Comes Out

"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."

"Oh honey, I'm homo!"

'We have one or two reservations about your application to adopt.'

Pink sheep

'Homo Sapiens'

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"

'My two Dads can whip your Dad.'

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"I have two children from a previous sexuality."

Elves in bed

'His imaginary playmate came out of the closet.'

'Hormone replacement therapy might help. Have you decided on a gender?'

Gay wedding - 'Groom or groom?'

"You're always sure of a big surprise in the woods today"

God save the Queen.

'There is now proof heterosexuals are born that way and can't help it.'

"I spent many years in the closet."

'Ok, ok, see that's what I mean. See that zig-zag pattern? That's why they all think you're gay!'

San Fransiscan Brotherhood

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"This is Donovan. He's pretty sure he's gay, too."

"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."

"Were we gay?"

"Not another movie about straight people in love. I'm sick of extrapolating."

Gays of all nations dating bureau - Kiwi Fruits

Rainbow Lock

"And now she's dating a man, of all people."

A dog sniffs a fire hydrant with a transgender symbol

Eva K, trans-transgender..."I was a guy for a while, but I hated it. I'm back."

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

"My pronouns are ugh/argh."