Lgbtq+ Ally Gifts

The Sun Comes Out

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

"Oh honey, I'm homo!"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'My two Dads can whip your Dad.'

Go to the Closet.

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

"You're a lesbian, how nice, I'm a pisces"

Don't ask.

'So the handsome prince left the princess and married the woodchopper, and they all lived happily ever after.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"No federal government's gonna tell me..."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

"This is Donovan. He's pretty sure he's gay, too."

"Marjorie, I've got something to tell you."

"Dad, Mum thinks it's time you knew I'm gay"

You were great last night

Toilets

'Ok, ok, see that's what I mean. See that zig-zag pattern? That's why they all think you're gay!'

'That's the problem with mixed marriages.'

'The unicorns are gay!'

'His imaginary playmate came out of the closet.'

'There is now proof heterosexuals are born that way and can't help it.'

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

"Oh no, we've been inned."

'It's not the fact you're gay that bothers me son, it's the fact you're so open about it.'

You are so gay, Kevin.

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

Tennessee Fascist Book Banning State Licence Plate

"I thought you were my gay best friend."

"If you don't hurry up, you're never going to be the first openly gay anything."

"If homosexuality is inherited, shouldn't it have died out by now?"

"If there be any gay or lesbian characters remaining inside this TV set to whose true sexual orientation we have not yet been alerted, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Honey, when I was a kid, that chick could run!"