Lgbtq+ Allies Gifts

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Get that thing away!'

'The unicorns are gay!'

"Why would your god (an incomprehensibly vast cosmic mind who created the entire universe from massive black holes to the tiniest of quantum particles) ever care about men having anal?"

"Just because I walk like a duck, and I quack like a duck, doesn't mean I identify as a duck."

"So far so good, but when we go to the bathroom it could be a problem. Which bathroom do we use?"

Two women on a desert island wait excitedly for a man to arrive - but he's wearing a 'Gay Pride' T-shirt.

'Ogg has an alternative sexual orientation.'

"Look, all we're asking is to be treated as ordinary males and females!"

'If I eat the carrot does it mean I'm gay?'

A Camp fire

'Ok, ok, see that right there is what I mean. See that zig-zag pattern? That's why they all think you're gay.'

"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."

'As soon as gay marriage is legalised I'm divorcing you.'

'... And before you get any ideas, I'm a lesbian!'

I don't get it, we celebrate a queen's birthday but we can't have a gay wedding.

Russia's Gay Legislation.

Gays of all nations dating bureau - Kiwi Fruits

Thailand legalizes same sex marriage

Gay Times...

Shakespeare was bisexual

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Same Sex Marriages.

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Fabulous civil union cake.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Mermaids in love

Two doctors holding hands

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."