Lexical Creator T-Shirts

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

The Map of the human brain

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Canape?

Eldrow

"Bed Spread"

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

In the DNA Kitchen

Building Blocks.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Wordplay: Export.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Sweet surprise.

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Instant Gratification Cafe.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Creator's Block

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

She found baking helped enormously.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature