Lexical Creator T-Shirts

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

The Map of the human brain

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Bed Spread"

Canape?

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

In the DNA Kitchen

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Sweet surprise.

Wordplay: Export.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Building Blocks.

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Creator's Block

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"Christmas pudcast"

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

She found baking helped enormously.