Leviathan Lover Mugs

"He's a keeper!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Lady of the bath...

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The Lake

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."