Leveling Up In Life Pillows

'It's called, 'Move Out Of Mom's Basement.' Only video game I've never been able to complete.'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Gamers

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Origins Of Evolution

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Mall of ages

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

"They grow up so fast."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."