Leveling Up In Life Pillows

'It's called, 'Move Out Of Mom's Basement.' Only video game I've never been able to complete.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Gamers

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Mall of ages

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

"They grow up so fast."

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."