Letter Spacing Buff Mugs

As Marjorie reached for the door, she hoped this was just a case of poor letter spacing.

TSA Noah

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Horseshoes...Samson-style

Information Tightrope.

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Moses as a mobster.

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."