Letter Curator Prints

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Misunderstood artist

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Convenience.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

The Rise of Modern Art

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

A stylized man in pyjamas

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."