Letter Balancer Pillows

Information Tightrope.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Fitness guru.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

House of books.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

The hour of justice

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

DIY Shelves

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

Workaholics Anonymous

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Tightrope Walker.

Gymnasts

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

Brain versus Heart in Cuba

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

Ballerina drying her laundry

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

Spinning plates

'Every 'creative accountant' needs a muse...'

Music Tightrope

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

Bath Juggler

'He's only been retired a week, but little by little Durwood is learning to relax...'