Letter And Number Fanatic Prints

'Thirteen'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'A is for Arse.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Staff Yearbook

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

But under a different accounting convention ...

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Reign Man

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'