Leonardo Da Vinci Admirer Gifts

Mona Lisa in a bar: 'Forget it, Ted...she's way out of your league!'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

The Rise of Modern Art

Scarpia's Palace

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Victorian Gentleman

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Giuseppe Verdi

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

'You need to think outside the box.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Titanic 100th anniversary

Baroque Bach Mountain

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

New York Gondolier

Chuck Berry

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

Elf from Falstaff

Serenading with a guitar

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

De Chirico

Curators at the Louvre museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

John Fogerty

Steampunk Santa