Lenten Preparation Prints

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Decisions a Pope makes

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"God, I hate cows."

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Now we wait for the snow.

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'