Lenten Observer Mugs

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Scientist seen on loch.

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Uh-oh.'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Decisions a Pope makes

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"Is this your work?"

Children Who Have Given Up Soap For Lent

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

'How can you be so cheap?'

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'

"I'm going on a Lenten fast, dear, and I'm taking you with me."

'What's up, I've simply sacrificed my sacrifices for lent.'

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."