Lent Observer Gifts

Children Who Have Given Up Soap For Lent

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Scientist seen on loch.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Happy St Pancakes Day

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Gone to seed.

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Decisions a Pope makes

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'First snowdrop.'

'How can you be so cheap?'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'