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Justin & Justin's Excellent Resurrection

I speak for all MPs, Mr Speaker, when I say 'swift recovery from your laryngitis'.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Stop and Birch

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"#notguilty."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"My farewell gift!"

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

"Another slander suit!"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister