Legendary Storyteller Pillows

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'

How Arthur really became king.

Lady of the Remote

'I think it's a bit rich, being told to 'clear out' of the country I was born and bred in, by a flaming welsh man!'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"The knights of the round accent table"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Eat my dust!"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Phoenix

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Santa CGI Effect

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

fairy tales

Rocket Ark

Fairy tale

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Witch dice.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Old Man Journal