Legendary Prankster Pillows

'Contrary to popular belief,the Trojan rocking horse was a complete disaster.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

The first car accident.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Early photobombing

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Resourceful toddler

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'