Legendary Kitchen Warrior Pillows

An anxious knight stares at chef's knives embedded in a stone

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Party time.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

I made you a cake!

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

The Inexperienced Cook

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Will work for Food Network.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

A butcher and his apprentice.

Time for pancakes!

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

But I followed the recipe exactly.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Egg Surprise

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"Your mom's a very special person."