Legal Themes Mugs

'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'

Fish Wins Millions in Harassment Suit.

'As your lawer, I'm telling you this for nothing, I can't believe I just said that!'

"I should've realised the relationship was dead what do you made me sign a 14 page waiver before he gave me a valentines card!"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Bailiff."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Another slander suit!"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"They're class action figures."

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

'He started it!'

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Justice