Legal System Debaters Gifts

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Global warming debate.

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

John Newman

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Bleeding flag...

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.