Legal Maven Prints

'Did you ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to stay within the law?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Reporter #6: television.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."