Legal Guru Mugs

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

A third of the buck stops here.

'Let's see what the lawyer oracle will tell us...'

'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Truth

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Lady Justice.

Statue of Security

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'I'm sorry, but you have a very impressive resume, and at this company, we find competence threatening.'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Antonin Scalia

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

The hour of justice

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'