Legal Eagles On Skates Mugs

Attorneys on ice.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Paralegal eagle.

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

I am billing, therefore I am.

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

'Talk to my lawyer.'

Judge getting hair done.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'