Legal Discussions Pillows

"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."

'Son, I want to talk to you about the birds, the bees, and the attorney client privilege.'

"Oops. I aggravated an old arbitration injury."

'Really? You're in here for THAT? - That was legalized YEARS ago!'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

'I had hoped to keep the lawyers out of this.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'He started it!'

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Spelling a newspaper

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Keystone XL

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

'What did He do before he was God?'