Legal Complexities Explorer Prints

Equal Time for All Christians

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

"Overruled."

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

"No offence Jon, but..."

Keystone XL

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

With Jury Duty for All

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

The Gayhorns

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"Isn't that funny? I can't remember where I hid the hidden assets."

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'