Legal Comic Lover Prints

"I believe everyone, straight or gay, should have the chance to marry - since I'm a divorce attorney."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Window Treatment

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

The Food Chain

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Barristers

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

'Are we there yet?'

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."