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"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Scot country dancing,

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"While you were out for lunch, History passed by and Fame came knocking."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Sorry, Dad."