Legacy Appreciation Gifts

"No, your grandfather didn't go to heaven. He went to the football hall of fame."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Hillary Clinton

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Nelson Mandela

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."