Lefty Lovers Pillows

'Lefty Was Here'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

Obama, the Enigma?

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

The case against Mike Moore.

Property managers dangling the threat of real estate holdings over corporations.

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

"Will that be all, sir?"

'Let's not let some silly carpet come between us being best friends, Carl...'

Nicolas Maduro in times of Petro

'Wait, wait! ... He changed his mind. Install the other throwing arm. He wants a lefty.'

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

Socialism

'I know you're left handed, but you can use the stool like anyone else...'

"All rights reserved. Lefties we seat where we can."

"I used to be a dog-walker."

"Well, that's blind loyalty for you!"

Jeremy Corbyn wins Labour leadership

Employee of the Year

Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.

Wand Supplier to Jeremy Corbyn.

'Can I order the sheet music for Ravel's Piano Concerto for the left hand?'

Bloom + Gloom