Leftover Innovator Mugs

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'Look how beautifully you laid out the food on the plate.'

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Lockdown casserole

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Computerized Dollhouse.

World's cheapest car

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"I'm going in."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'It keeps me sane!'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

How to Rise with the Sun

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?