Ledgermania Enthusiast Prints

"I crunched the numbers and now they're so smooshed up I can't read them."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

'How about a game of cards?'

Target your customer.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Business Target

Game changing

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

Thinking both inside and outside the box.

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

Think Tank.

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'