Ledger Whisperer Pillows

"I love the way you hide profits where only I can see them."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Opening the door to new customers

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Rising Gas Prices

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Money is life's report card."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. "Dear Mister Buck, Is it true that 'money talks'?" Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

"Investment strategy - fear."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'