Lebowski Lover Pillows

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

The adoration of the gels.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

We'll have Manhattans...

Archimedes statue with a lever

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Pearly King and Queen

Horn of Leftovers

Mr Metrosexual.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

The Nihilist Deli.

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...