Leaving For A Covert Operation Pillows

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Hiding the electronics.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

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'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

Spying on the Football Match

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

'I was recruited by the Government at University and then they spent a great deal of time and money turning me into a deadly weapon.'

'C and A? I thought he said CIA!'