Leaving A Company Pillows

'I was sorry to hear that you'll be leaving us next week, Higgins...I was hoping it was this week.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"It's hard to keep good people."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Leaving cards.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

"It seems that Parker left behind some of his personal demons."

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'We've decided you should go think outside the company.'

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

Mega Corp. Employee Exit. I know every day is a gift, but sometimes I wish it had a return policy.

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'You're supposed to give two weeks notice, you know.'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.