Leaving A Company Pillows

'I was sorry to hear that you'll be leaving us next week, Higgins...I was hoping it was this week.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"It's hard to keep good people."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Leaving cards.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'We've decided you should go think outside the company.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"It seems that Parker left behind some of his personal demons."

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

'You're supposed to give two weeks notice, you know.'

'Apparently, I've been replaced by a $2.99 iPhone app!'

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.