Leatherworking Pillows

'Look son, it's daddy.'

Italian Leather Cow

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Overworked in the office

Working hours.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Time for More Paperwork

'These are job perks.'

Tool Box

Rocking horse

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Late/Too Late.

City Boy.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Do it yourself books.

Motivation to work

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.