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Hell's Anglers

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Rare Books

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cat and Dog Bike

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Baby in Bike Basket

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

Cyclist

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Man on motorbike.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

Sore Loser

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.