Learning To Walk Pillows

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

"He makes it look so easy."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Snow flake

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Dog walking Human.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"He's no hat and all corgis."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Country Bumpkin.

Tourists and their Pets.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'How very Cumbria.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Dog Crossing

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."