Learning To Dress Formally Pillows

"Dad, can you show me how to knot this?"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

Catsuit

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

Management Styles - Inspirational

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Unsuitable clothing.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

Dressing Rooms.

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Penguin trying on a suit.

Interview Wear: Sale.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."