Learning Pace Advocate Mugs

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

The Ascent of Woman

"I'm still pre-literate."

Sloth 10K.

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Education and Apprenticeships

New Hampshire Minute

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

Amongst the rush.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

'Can't you read?'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'