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'Third sentence, second one over...what does that word mean?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

He kept up his guitar practise...

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'