Starting A Language Course T-Shirts

'I'm sorry I don't understand a word you're saying...'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Boy and girl at thier studies

Culture Saturday

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'