Learning Journey Pillows

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

The experienced backpacker.

Airlines

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Heading off with a packed bag

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'You've changed.'

"Look, son, real estate."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"You used to be that ambitious."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Rainbow/Horizon

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"Trust me- you're more than ready."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."