Learning French Pillows

'Miss, what's the French for 'croissant'?'

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'Stick them up...'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."