Learning French Pillows

'Miss, what's the French for 'croissant'?'

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

He kept up his guitar practise...

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'Stick them up...'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'